Random shower shoughts

Shower is the best way to take a brief break from the extreme life and just relax allowing u to explore the thoughts which you never paid much attention to.

Here's the list of shower-thoughts which I have collected...

• If Satan is supposed to be evil then why would he punish evil people for eternity? Wouldn’t that make him a good guy? If he was truly evil then he’d reward evil people and hell would have be heaven for the evil. In that case everyone wins.
• Wouldn’t it be nice if we could record silence and play it in full volume to make the room silent?
• Isn’t swimming basically having fun trying not to drown?
  
• Brain surgery is just a bunch of brains trying to help another brain out.
  
• Why is it called a building when it's already built?
  
• If you have 2 choices and you take 1 away, you have 0 choices :(
  
• You have to pretend to go to sleep before you can actually go to sleep
• What if our pets can actually understand us but play dumb to get treats and food without really working for it?
• I wonder what my dog named me!

• When you ask for someone’s name, you’re essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention.
• If the definition of insanity is to do same thing again and again while expecting a different result, and the only way to become an expert in something is to do it over and over again until you get the best possible outcome, then the only path to mastery is through insanity.
• Why does the letter W starts with a D?
• Wouldn’t it be nice if Google matched people up by their browsing history, then it could be the greatest online dating website of all time?
• Why do we use terms “house-wife” and “house-husband” when “house-spouse” rhymes?
• If you took a person from the year 1817 and brought them forward to 1917 then it would probably take them a few months to adjust. If you took a person from 1917 and brought them forward to 2017 then their head would probably explode!
  
• What if we saw souls instead of bodies, our definition of beauty perfection and our world would be so different.
  
• Aren’t we lucky that rain falls in millions of tiny drops instead of one huge drop!
  
• The longer time goes on, the harder history classes are going to be!
  
• If a doctor is using a stethoscope to listen to your heart and then you suddenly have a heart attack, he is literally hearing the beat drop!
  
• Isn’t it funny how we have a little voice in our head? Like the one you used to read this?
  How many strangers have I seen on the last day of their lives?
  
• I wonder how many pictures I unintentionally photo-bombed.
  
• What if we only have a few minutes to live but taking a breath resets that clock? Maybe that’s why we have to constantly breathe.
  

On that note remember to keep breathing!

PS: This was used as a speech for my Public Speaking assignment in 2nd Semester of Engineering for Communication Skills subject.

Yup I got on stage, listed some weird facts and everyone seemed applaud (their claps might have been a formality but I had fun saying such weird things on stage in front of a Professor and 60 other students).